What better cause for celebration than the 53rd birthday of the President's brother? Swell!
Chalk up a great life, Neil. Look at your hat trick: 1. It's the Silverado Savings and Loan Scandal. Way to go! 2. It's $800,000 in one day of insider training. Savvy! 3. It's a brand new wife to replace the one divorced him. What was her problem? Doesn't everyone have relations with Hong Kong and Thai call girls when they're on business in Asia?
And we won't even get into the paternity and voodoo questions!